SASSY  DOXIES
Odds and Ends..........
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read".
--Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
--Dave Barry

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $.99 a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.”
- Joe Weinstein-
"You say my nose, sir, reminds you of a dachshund? That is the first flattering remark anyone has made of it."
-Cyrano de Bergerac
"Wake me up as soon as you have the dachshund housetrained."
-Rip Van Winkle
"Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund."
-Queen Victoria
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,try orderin' someone else's dog around.---Will Rogers    (if you have a dachshund, the same feeling can be achieved by ordering your OWN dog around)
“The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble.”  Architect Sir Christopher Wren
"Being the owner of dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book, or warning, on the character and temperament of the dachshund and why he can't be trained and shouldn't be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command. When I address Fred I never have to raise either my voice or my hopes. He even disobeys me when I instruct him in something he wants to do."   E.B. White
"Man who buys Pekingese requires great status, man who buys dachshund acquires great status." – Confucius